Alan Rogers

I Should Have Gone To Bed

It was 9:30 in the evening when my stomach began to growl and complain of emptiness. There's a Subway Sandwich Shop on the corner of our street, and the cool nights here in Arizona make it an enjoyable ten minute stroll. I never walk fast, but my stride is smooth as yogurt without the fruit. I asked my wife if she wanted me to bring something back, but Mary told me she was going to bed. Before leaving, I assured her that I was... (posted by Alan 3 years 279 days ago.)

A Downer Cow Gets Revenge

This morning, I heard on the radio about a local man killed by a cow. I live in a rural area, and there's not much of anything here except cows. You don't get the opportunity to hear this kind of news in the big city. Everybody in town will be gossiping about the man who was murdered by a cow. You can't even make this stuff up. Many questions run through my head, I'm naturally inquisitive. Will the cow be charged in the death of... (posted by Alan 3 years 333 days ago.)